In-Hiding Chic: Julian Debuts New "Full Saddam" Look
Julian was excited to debut his new look today on the streets of London, for all of 30 seconds. In a style dubbed “Full Saddam,” Julian channeled the former Iraqi dictator’s in-hiding chic with a dirty white beard and hip “mentally broken bun.”
And the crowds loved it. The Metropolitan Police clamored to get their hands on the Wikileaks founder as he matched the look with an impressively labored walk to a waiting police van.
Lucky for you, we’re here to help you pull off the “Full Saddam” in a few easy steps:
Work with a cadre of high-profile whistleblowers, hackers, and leakers to release confidential information that pisses off world leaders, especially the U.S.
Lock yourself in a room for seven years
Abandon your hygiene routine
It’s really as easy as that. Post your own “Full Saddam” looks and tag us. We can’t wait to see Edward Snowden working the runways of Moscow!