Posts tagged Parody
The Lost Scripts: "Assassination," by Alex Parkinson

In The Lost Scripts Series, Julian releases the scripts of some series episodes that went unproduced.

EXT. JULIAN’S BALCONY - DUSK

JULIAN and AMBASSADOR RAUL (40s), the Ecuadorian Ambassador to the UK and ten times the man Julian is, sit on the terrace drinking a whisky and smoking cigars. Raul smokes his cigar like a baby sucking on a pacifier. Julian coughs every time he takes a puff, but soldiers on to not seem like a wimp in front of Raul.

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They've Got Spies on the Inside!

I bloody told you! The FBI and the Ecuadorians are in it together, watching my every move. I can’t even get one off the wrist without them checking out the ol’ flesh drive - bunch of bloody perverts. You know, if Don wants tips on how to screw porn stars without having to make hush payments, he only needs to ask.

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Read My Lips: I'm Not Leaving - And Can I Get Some Deodorant?

Have you seen the latest news? They tried to make me leave the Embassy, but I told them: “No. Fucking. Way.” I didn’t get this little patch of Knightsbridge luxury at a bargain price to simply give it up because failing President Moreno wants to turn my room into a walk-in closet.

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