Posts tagged Political satire
The Lost Scripts: "Assassination," by Alex Parkinson

In The Lost Scripts Series, Julian releases the scripts of some series episodes that went unproduced.

EXT. JULIAN’S BALCONY - DUSK

JULIAN and AMBASSADOR RAUL (40s), the Ecuadorian Ambassador to the UK and ten times the man Julian is, sit on the terrace drinking a whisky and smoking cigars. Raul smokes his cigar like a baby sucking on a pacifier. Julian coughs every time he takes a puff, but soldiers on to not seem like a wimp in front of Raul.

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They've Got Spies on the Inside!

I bloody told you! The FBI and the Ecuadorians are in it together, watching my every move. I can’t even get one off the wrist without them checking out the ol’ flesh drive - bunch of bloody perverts. You know, if Don wants tips on how to screw porn stars without having to make hush payments, he only needs to ask.

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A Message for Maria Butina - This Air Mattress Is Big Enough for Two

Maria Butina, I want you to know you’re my kinda girl: Russian, conservative, and meddlesome. Now that you’ve pleaded guilty, you’re gonna want to get the fuck out of America and I couldn’t recommend the Ecuadorian Embassy in London more. Come and join me!

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